I was staring at the girl in front of me. T Rainbow's First Date. She had a perfect figure. E Messy Ponies. Most of my friends did it over snapchat or something. Her pants were wet and she smelled of farts, and she didn't want to repeat any of what had happened. We walked into the cinema.
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I was so embarrassed I couldn't even speak, not to apologize or even say excuse me. She decided that maybe the converse would work- she tried with her next fart to push as quickly as possible, to make it all go away at once. She left the shop, seeing that the storm had died down. For most of my life I've graded my farts based on exit heat, the time it takes to smell it, and its intensity, and this was the hottest, quickest, and most potent fart of my entire life. Skunks find mates even though they are what they are, and you can too. Then came a big one
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Or maybe it hadn't- she usually walked home with her nose in a book, she had probably just missed it before. Sarah woke up in the morning, and groggily sat up and threw her legs over the edge of her bed. She wondered what she could have eaten to do that. The smell hit her and she coughed.
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Description: What the hell did she eat to do this?! Newsletter signup form Your email address required Sign up. When she got to the place it had been, she found nothing. She needed a deep, long sniff from as close to the source as she could get. The smell was already potent in her room, and she didn't care anymore.